How I Review an Oreo

Taste of Cookie plain: How do the cookies hold up? Are they delicious without crème? Inevitably a perfect split will leave you with one creme-less cookie, so they'd better be worth it.

Taste of Creme plain: Does the crème have a pleasant texture to it? Does the crème taste good on its own? Would I eat a bucket if packaged separately?

Milk Taste-Test: Does it do better in milk? Worse? Is it worth it?

Gorge-ability: Would I eat an entire package in one sitting?

Conclusion and Ranking.

Oreo Ranking Scale

1 (No thank you) 

2 (A noble effort)

3 (Average Oreo)

4 (Oreos worth buying on a weekly basis)

5 (Both excellent, and unique)


There you have it.