[to the tune of That's Amore]
(In Nappy town where love is king
When boy meets cookie here's what they say)
When boy meets cookie here's what they say)
When the marshmellow
moon hits your mouth with its fume
That's amoreo
When the violet crème just makes you want to scream
That's amoreo
Buds will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you'll sing "vita nabiscoreo"
Hearts will beat tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
Like a gay tarantula
When the shapes make
you drool just like a complete fool
That's amoreo
When you down all three rows and you’re feeling real gross
That’s amoreo
When the world sugar
hits hard and you can’t move your lard
That's amoreo
When your stomach feels poor but you need just one more -
Dreaming signoreo
Buds will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you'll sing "Vita nabiscoreo
Hearts will beat tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
Like a gay tarantula
Lucky Fella
But the pack is all
done, so you buy another one
That's amoreo
That's amoreo, (amoreo)
That's amoreo
That's amoreo
